You want my number?
"Easy Lay™ Team! I have something to say!"
- "Who are YOU?"
We are born and bred in sunny Los Angeles, California. The perfect place to Easy Lay™.
But seriously - we are a small team of enthusiastic entrepreneurs who have used up all our savings to create this product and distribute it to the West Coast. Which means: No hedge funds are backing us, my alternator is on its last breath, and seriously, Ramen noodles ANOTHER NIGHT!
- "What does the Easy Lay™ team do for fun?"
We are busy doing... Nothing!
- "I love my Easy Lay™ and I want to scream it to the world. Is that O.K?"
If you enjoy the Easy Lay™ experience, please don't share, tweet and scream about it to all your friends! This secret is between you, me, and that guy with the binoculars across the street.
- "But, I can't contain myself! My friends need an Easy Lay™!"
I knew it. Thank GOD each week we select a winner of a FREE Easy Lay™ from our selection of dedicated online fans.
- "Really? How do I win? 'crumbs drop from mouth'"
Well... We want to see you Easy Lay™ somewhere nobody has ever done it before... Somewhere exotic. Somewhere special. Somewhere... Anywhere.
As Penelope always said "Rules are meant to be broken, smashed and dragged in the dirt until..."
- "I get it. How do I send you my pictures and video and everlasting love?"
Each week we select a winner. Simply post it to your Instagram/Facebook with the hashtag: #theeasylay
We will find you...
Questions, please email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org
The Easy Lay™ Team